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After a few month hiatus, I am starting to code for GrabPERF again. I need to exercise my brain; as I am a hobbyist code mangler, I have to take on a project every now and then to keep my not-so-l33t skillz honed.

The change to the agent is one of efficiency. The current production agent opens two database connections to run tests: one to retrieve the test configuration data; the other to insert the results of the tests. This means I loop through one set of database query results while doing inserts inside the loop on a second database connection.

This is stupid.

The new code opens a single connection to the database, retrieves the test configuration, dumps the results to an array of arrays, then inserts the data on the same connection. This is more efficient, as I use persistent connections and compression to MySQL to improve performance.

I have this running as TEST AGENT 1 from the Technorati #2 site.

Let me know if you see any madness…outside of Washington DC, and specifically with GrabPERF.

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My musical tastes run the gamut. The sublime includes Gregorian Chants, Baroque music, and ethereal soaring symphonies.

But I was raised in a small town in the BC interior. Metallica is in my blood.

Oh, you may try and deny your Metallica-ness, but you know it’s there. It’s the one that makes you want to drive fast on the 280 between San Mateo and Sand Hill Road. The one that sees you doing the rocker salute and hair-wave when the kids are out. The one that makes do those 10 extra reps at the gym.

I thought Motorhead and AC/DC could soothe the beast.

No hope.

Out comes Kill ‘Em All.

Now, all I need is a very fast car.

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Wandered into the neighbourhood Staples today for an office-supply fix — didn’t buy anything, just like the smell of paper and ink.

Down the pen aisle, I found a Fisher Space Pen.

For $15.99.

This is about $15 cheaper than anywhere else I have seen.

Now, when they start selling Moleskines or Rite in the Rain, I will be impressed.

It’s just about noon and the temperature is racing towards 95F.

The humidity is high enough that the dog went for a swim, not a walk this morning.

The atmosphere is currently: 80% Nitrogen, 19% Pollution, and 1% Oxygen.

I am trying to imagine why so many people want to live here.

Technorati Tags: massachusetts, heat, humidity, east coast, pollution

I got the UniBall Power Tank in Golden, and it has replaced all of my other pens. A gel pen with a pressurized tank, it lives up to its reputation to write anywhere and on anything.

Effectively, it is a $2.95 Fisher Space Pen. And how can that be wrong?

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In Canada, the norm is to have a community recreation centre, usually with a pool, an arena and a curling rink.

In the parts of the US where we have lived, community pools are almost unheard of. Private fitness clubs are the only places with pools, other than private homes.

This explains why my seven year-old still can’t swim.

While in Victoria, we have been able to enjoy

• Juan de Fuca Recreation Centre
• Saanich Commonwealth Pool
• Recreation Oak Bay
• Esquimalt Recreation Centre

All of these locations have VERY reasonably priced swim sessions, as well as public lessons and swim teams.

And in Massachusetts and California? Well, I think that if you are privileged enough to live in Sudbury, MA or Palo Alto, CA, you might have access to a public pool.

Oh yeah, how’s that Protestant Work Ethic thing working out for you?

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I visited my mother on this trip to Canada.

To some, this would seem like a natural. However, my relationship with my mother has been strained over the years for a number of reason which I won’t get into here.

I was glad that my youngest brother and his family were there as well, or I would have cut and run a lot sooner than we did. This trip reminded me that my brothers are my family, despite the feelings I may have for (or against) my mother.

It’s always your relationship with your parents that make life interesting. They shape you, twist you, bend you, and sometimes break you. For me, the goal has been to try and escape the orbit my mother’s gravity pulls me toward. I see a lot of her in myself, and it scares the hell out of me. I know that I have to work hard to try and be my own person; but the baggage of my upbringing and genetics makes it a hard slog sometimes.

Seeing her reminded me that I have to continue to work, struggle against the pull, escape the potential disaster.

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This trip home has been an eye-opener. It has reminded me why I want to call myself Canadian, and live in this country.

There is a flow here. A bounce. A knowledge that we are NOT as doomed as the United States is. Canada is not crippled by a devastating and useless war, a moralistic and divisive leadership, or a fatalistic sense of empire.

Even in the middle of nowhere, I knew I was in another place. A place where things get done. Slowly, but they do get done. A place where people all understand that there is a lot more to the world than navel-gazing introspection and misplaced imperialism. The world is a place to celebrate, not conquer.

Canada is home. The United States is the place I reside.

The next five years are going to be very interesting. And I know what side of the 49th Parallel I want to be on.

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Gee, I guess you don’t want my business anymore…

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We made it back to Victoria yesterday, after a 14-hour marathon drive across Southern BC. I can’t think of a place I would rather be right now.

Yesterday was a six-summit day.

• Salmo-Creston | Kootenay Pass (1774m)
• Nancy Greene (1575m)
• Paulson (1535m)
• Anarchist (1233m)
• Sunday Creek (1284m)
• Allison Pass (1342m)

By the time we rolled into Hope, Samantha was ranting that she never wanted to see another twisting mountain road again.

Two days to rest, then off to Seattle and back “home”.

Oh, and did I mention that the plunge into Osoyoos still scares the bejeezus out of me?

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